學期末到了,近來一直忙著改考卷,送成績,寫評語,實在沒時間更新我的部落格。

不如讓大家看一則英文笑話吧。

 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the  airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,  'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you  strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed  it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you  like to talk about?'

 
    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about  nuclear power?' and he
smiles.

    'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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