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A man is dying of cancer.......

His son asked him,

Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?”

Answer: ”So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom...."

 

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Three feelings

What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant

 

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Chinese Adam and Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

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